Some date from ages ago?

This is the first screenshot I took of pro tools, it shows how to open a new thing.

This is the

screen you get

once it's opened.

This is the box that lets you add a new bit to record onto.

This screenshot shows you the bit you can record onto.

This screenshot shows you the bit where I recorded myself talking pure crap.

And here is my recording, made into a wee podcast, just for ra tinterweb. It wouldn't show up. Ah well...